Juicy (infamous producer of ubiquitous, over-priced, terry and velour track suits) is to blame for starting the unflattering trend of words on butts. What should have been a short lived trend has stuck around like cellulite. What should have ended with Juicy became Princess, Model, Superstar, Sexy (see photo). Could it be that wearers are being ironic? Unlikely. The bottom line: Not even the most perfect posterior should sport an adjective, noun or any other part of speech. Quit bringing up the rear – for our sake and yours.